Just Hide Your Pets

Profile Sent in by Patricia:

About me:

I'm was in the army and I'm grateful to be back in the states and to have found a great job. All I'm missing is someone to share my life with. I look forward to meeting your family and friends. I have an open mind and try to get along with everybody. If you have pets I will try to eat them.

I like hunting, football (playing and watching) and making shoes. I'm thinking of starting a business with them. If you want to help out then that would be welcome.


  1. Will he be hunting your pets also?

  2. I have pet cockroaches. Have fun with that, dude.

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  4. ^ Ah I was so gonna. Meh syntax error. Unless the shoes are made of pets. I sometimes step on my dogs paw by accident. Never thought of wearing him. Hmm.


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