It's the Suburbs and I Was Bored, Okay?

Profile Sent in by James:

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Who puts dog crap all over my sneakers at night? I walked through a puddle two weeks ago and put my sneakers out on my back porch to dry overnight. Fast forward to the next day and they are SMOTHERED with dog crap. I had to wash them off (making them soaking wet AGAIN) and put them on my back porch again. The next morning, AGAIN smothered in dog crap. I washed them again and put them outside in different places (I will NOT bring them inside - they stink!) and every day they are covered in crap again.

Besides that, I haven't been thinking about much lately.

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