It Counts as Something Else, Though

Profile Sent in by Wilton:

Who I'm looking for:

Tired of spending Friday nights french kissing my dog LOL. She's clean no worry I always brush her teeth each morning. Probably the cleanest dog around. Have lots of time to keep her clean since I've been single LOL. Doesn't count as lesbian, I mean she's a dog LOL. It cracks me up.


  1. This person needs no one. Look how well they self-entertain. LOLlerblades.

  2. "LOLlerblades" just made me gigglesnort. Thanks, twk. I needed that. <3


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