Everybody in Here Is Innocent

Profile Sent in by Julianna:

What I'm doing with my life:

It's my goal to be RICH and FAMOUS by 30 and I'm halfway there!!! Likely due to me grand larceny conviction (for the record I DID NOT DO ANYTHING but drive a getaway car. I wasn't the one who stole the money. Blame my ex-friend for that.) Hopefully you are one of those girls who admire honesty. I'd have to tell you sooner or later anyway, and lots of people still email me regardless.


  1. So, does the larceny charge make him rich, or famous?

  2. He's 15? (Insert joke about driving without a license here).

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  4. ^ I was thinking he meant he was halfway to being rich and famous.

  5. I do admire honesty. I admire the fact that it allows me to avoid stupid dildos with confidence and ease.


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