That's Not Coal

Profile Sent in by Barbara:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I call my "little man" Santa Claus because my pubes are pearl white. My hair (the rest of my hair) is dark. I do in fact own a little Santa hat that fits snugly atop it. I can draw eyes and a nose on, and it becomes that jolly old elf. Figured I'd tell you now before I surprise you with it.


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