Mix-a-Lot, M.D.

Profile Sent in by Mary:

What I'm doing with my life:

I like butts. There I said it, and in public. Nothing like a nice butt. I look at them every day. Sometimes I look at dozens of them. Nude. Some are small, some large. Some hairy, some smooth. Some black, some white. I don't judge. I love them all. I touch most of the ones I see. I look up in them. And most people don't mind. Sound strange? It shouldn't, once you understand that I'm a proctologist.


  1. Just don't let him hug you.

  2. I actually think this is pretty funny. If the rest of the profile was relatively normal, I would go out with this guy.

  3. ..explains why the entire time I read it, I was thinking, "Asshole"

  4. Gotta love what you do, I suppose.

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  6. I figured it was a proctologist by the end of the first line. 'Cause proctologists always have the best sense of humor.


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