Maybe Try Harder?

Email Sent in by Joanne:


I had a great time with you Jo. I really want to see you again. I hope you don't think I'm coming on too strong. Sorry if am.

Everything was great through and through and I hope you also think so. You kept me laughing and you were grinning ear to ear the whole time. I take that to mean that you had fun.

Assuming that that's the case I had a suggestion or two for next time. If there's a chance that we like each other as more than friends and I think there's a good chance of that (at least on my part I don't know about you but based on behavior I would assume so) then perhaps it is best to move to phase 2.

Phase 2 is for lack of a better term (believe me I've tried!) delicious oral love. NOT SEX. We are not yet ready for sex but we have placed our own faces into each other's companies so now we should place our faces elsewhere. Haha don't laugh. It is a good way to see if we are compatible as more than friends. You will see.

Please let me know if you enjoyed today and let me know if you want to see me again soon. I hope you do.

Pass in gray,


  1. The sad part is, until the awkward written request for oral sex, the email seemed to be going so well. :P

  2. "Pardon me miss, but I was wondering if you'd respectfully let me tongue your twat? No disrespect of course; you are a lady and I am a gentleman, and outside of my burning desire to lick your labia I'd treat you like a queen, with all the respect that a proper lady deserves. I am no ruffian."

    Maybe a horny version of Shakespeare is secretly what the ladies want.

  3. Pass in gray?

    I . . . what?

    I think this site has immunized me against random requests for sex. Nonsensical ways of saying goodbye, though, THAT'S weird.

  4. ^ Exactly. Not sure what that says about us Metaleaf.

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  6. ^My thoughts exactly.

    And what the hell does "pass in gray" mean?

  7. Oh, Churro! My panties are all wet now!! *swoon* Come to my place, and I'll fellate you like the lady I am!


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