Comedy Writers Rejoice. Your Jobs Are Not in Peril.

Email Sent in by Jessie:


I read your profile and I really like that pic of you on the blanket. Could you spread your legs a little wider next time? Do do do do do do do… cameltoe!

I hope you have a good sense of humor! About me I'm an aspiring comedian who loves seeing people doing funny things. It looks like you've had a lot of fun times. Tell me about some of them. I promise to not steal them for my comedy! Other times when your legs were widespread would be a good place to start,

There was one time when I caught a woman stealing tight pants from a dollar store. I mean, come on! If you're going to be stealing something from a dollar store, at least steal something worth over a dollar!

Send me more pics and I'll write some jokes about them. All for free, no matter how many you send. In exchange, you take me out on a date! We're living in progressive times, right!

To happily ever after?



  1. George Carlin he ain't.

  2. ^ True...the OP is still very much alive.
    Just not funny.

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  4. You can't write "All for free" then add "In exchange".

  5. "Free" is still too expensive.


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