Because Three Sith Are Too Many

Email Sent in by Eric:

Ahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaa…. no, the silver outfit isn't my work attire. It was really comfy though. I wore it for a charity event back in feb.

I'm a bit cranky today. For some reason I woke up today thinking that you wanted to destroy me. It's strange. I didn't dream of you but you were on my mind when I first woke up and the first thing I thought of was that I had to destroy you before you destroy me. Isn't that funny? I mean why would you want to destroy me? What have I done to you?

Maybe once you answer we can figure it all out. I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.



  1. I kinda feel like destroying her...

  2. Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.


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