When Misery Is a Valid Option

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God bless you. It is my goal to bless every woman in the worlds! I bless them with love with joy with happiness. First with love I greet them and bring them com passion. With joy is next and joy is wonderfull. I give you hiugs and we sit down next to each other.

With happiness I have saved for last. Happiness is the best part and with happiness I take you to the bedroom and bless yoou with my special staff of wiener. Don't fill with worry! I will only do this if you say yes to happiness!


  1. That's one com passionate "staff of wiener."

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  3. ^Tried watching that movie alone, shut it off after 15 minutes. Watched it with 5-6 friends, suddenly much funnier.

    Never bothered with the "sequel".

  4. Reads like a 'Bad Case of the English As a Non-Language' to me...

  5. LOL @ " special staff of wiener"

  6. "Special staff of wiener" sounds like a DnD thing. "I cast the special staff of wiener..." and so on and so forth.

  7. ^Sounds like you're thinking of the +69 staff of penetration. Though I don't know how you would "cast" a staff, maybe if it was made of metal or plastic....

  8. Ipdar: http://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/novelties-fun-stuff/sp-clone-a-willy-kit-7805.aspx That's how.

  9. ^ What the... How do they come up with this stuff?!

  10. More or less what I was talking about Nikki.
    @Baku you mean what takes them so long to think of that stuff?


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