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God bless you. It is my goal to bless every woman in the worlds! I bless them with love with joy with happiness. First with love I greet them and bring them com passion. With joy is next and joy is wonderfull. I give you hiugs and we sit down next to each other.
With happiness I have saved for last. Happiness is the best part and with happiness I take you to the bedroom and bless yoou with my special staff of wiener. Don't fill with worry! I will only do this if you say yes to happiness!
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That's one com passionate "staff of wiener."
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ReplyDeleteGoddamn Borat.
ReplyDelete^Tried watching that movie alone, shut it off after 15 minutes. Watched it with 5-6 friends, suddenly much funnier.
ReplyDeleteNever bothered with the "sequel".
Reads like a 'Bad Case of the English As a Non-Language' to me...
ReplyDeleteLOL @ " special staff of wiener"
ReplyDelete"Special staff of wiener" sounds like a DnD thing. "I cast the special staff of wiener..." and so on and so forth.
ReplyDelete^Sounds like you're thinking of the +69 staff of penetration. Though I don't know how you would "cast" a staff, maybe if it was made of metal or plastic....
ReplyDeleteIpdar: http://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/novelties-fun-stuff/sp-clone-a-willy-kit-7805.aspx That's how.
ReplyDelete^ What the... How do they come up with this stuff?!
ReplyDeleteMore or less what I was talking about Nikki.
ReplyDelete@Baku you mean what takes them so long to think of that stuff?