Uh, I'm Not Hungry Anymore

Profile Sent in by Nathaniel:

Healthy, clean guy is looking for a discreet relationship with submissive women.

I want to feed you and fatten you so that I can enjoy your body as it gets bigger. There are two ways that we can do this - either by me encouraging you to eat much more or I can feed you my sperm deep into your pussy during your fertile period until you get pregnant. I will monitor your progress and record the changes as your body swells up.

Message me with your details if you are keen to get bigger.


  1. When we watched City Island, my boyfriend didn't believe me that this is a real fetish.

    ...My boyfriend spends next to no time online.

    ...Also, how does the profile writer think that he can possibly discreetly become a baby daddy?

  2. I'm the dude who submitted this, and.. Yeah. I like to think that I'm pretty open-minded, but damn. What does he plan on doing with the baby? Feeding it to the woman afterwards?

  3. A guy submitted this? Ummm... so many questions. Were you the original author of the strange message? Did some guy send this to you in hopes to get a man pregnant? Did your sister or somebody else get this and you submitted it on their behalf? I'm not getting this.

  4. Connie, this is a weird profile, not an odd message he got. Aren't those usually visible to everyone on the site?

  5. To clarify, this was an ad posted on Craiglist.

  6. OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhCraigslist.

    Agnes: Aric is entirely too sheltered. Perhaps that's a good thing.


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