All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter

Profile Sent in by Lisa:

The first things people usually notice about me

I have loads of jewelry.  Turns out good things can come of family members dying: their jewels!  I got jewelry from my great-great-grandmother, two great-grandmothers, both of my grandmothers! and waiting on my mom.

No you can't have any and I have enough to mix and match for a real long time.  I'm decked out cause I can be and give no time to the haterz, bitchez!!!!


  1. Bragging about your family jewels on a dating site might be crossing the line...

  2. He's waiting on his mom, and likes playing with his family jewels.

    --> Read: a virgin who lives in his mother's basement.

  3. I would dearly love to send this out as a mass email to his family.


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