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The six things I could never do without

1. Scotch tape.
2. Toilet paper.
3. Pimples.
4. Tea.
5. Carnivorous plants.
6. Toilet paper.*

*I say toilet paper twice.  One for me bum, one for plants if they eat they need paper for plantpoo!


  1. Awww. He worries about his plants pooing. Does he also name his pimples? Is that why they're necessary?

    "No! I could never pop Anna Marie! I'll pop Jonathan though. He's been a real dick lately. Trying to move in on Jane's territory. Bastard."

  2. Carnivorous pooping plants. Uhmmm... Sexy!

  3. another situation in which I just don't know what to say.

  4. Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Chris has that evil pimple.


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