Baby, Say it Ain't So

Email Submitted by Lara:

if i could go back in time i would meet u when u were a baby and then be friends with u.  i wouldn't be a baby to and grow up with u.  we'd just be friends, me the age i am now (i am 25) and u as a baby.  friends friends.  man and baby.



  1. I guess he's a fan of Stephenie Meyer...

  2. ...should someone be alerted that there's a pedophile cruising profiles for babies?


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