4/14/2011

The Archives Have Been Especially Popular This Year

Email Submitted by Jasmine:

Heeey bitch!  You waanna tell me how many baZOOMS you GOT?  My last girl had THREE - two for me and one for Pope Benedict XVI!  What he did with it?  I don't know.  Sealed it in the VATICAN Secret Archivals!

All my pieces are in order!  Snend me pics and lots of em!

Roger
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5 comments:

  1. Claire (and Nikki)4/14/2011 3:51 PM

    ...so many Charlie Sheen jokes, so little time. #vaticanassasin

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  2. Unknown4/14/2011 5:03 PM

    I wonder if his ex was the chick from "Total Recall"?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiylTqSAiaM

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  3. churro4/14/2011 5:04 PM

    Funny, Nikki - my first thought after reading the post, and before reading the comments, was, "where to begin...?"

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  4. Ari4/14/2011 7:16 PM

    If a woman has more than two bazooms, the third one is probably malignant.

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  5. Anonymous4/17/2011 8:53 PM

    He was dating no woman, he was dating Chandler Bing.

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