Like Kissing Your Sister

E-mail Submitted by Kim:

You're adorable! So adorable in fact ive decided im going to adopt you as my new little sister! Dont worry, we'll spend all of our time climbing trees, playing tag, and of course drinking koolaid haha.

Actually you seem pretty cool, and you listed practically all of my favorite shows on your profile so HighFIVE!

I wouldnt mind letting you bug me one day like a hot sister haha... wait!... you're not crazy are you!?



  1. I guess originality is not his strong suit. I received the same e-mail:

    You're adorable, so adorable in fact that I've decided im going to adopt you as my new little sister. Don't worry, we'll spend all our time together climbing trees, drinking kool-aid and watching bad reality shows.

    Actually you seem like a pretty cool person, I'd love to get together sometime and let you cook for me haha. Wait! You're not crazy are you?


  2. bien's post makes this twice as good.


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