3/13/2011

Are You Worth Earning?

E-mail Submitted by Diego:

I appreciate your message.  While I don't respond to most of the stupid messages from desperate boys, I'll respond to yours.  Well, obviously.

Being a woman gets guys upset but that's who I am.  You didn't ask me about where I want to be in five years even though it's a standard question: married with platinum wedding bands.  I prefer silver to gold but platinum above all.  Works out for me either way: proves my husband makes it.  I want to be able to work if I want or stay at home with the kids - my choice, no one else's.  It wasn't my mother's choice and she's miserable (though she'd never confess it).

I'm smarter than most guys I meet which makes dating a bore.  I only responded to you because you can spell.  Isn't that sad?  My standards are so low on this site, it makes me want to scream.  A guy has to earn me, but most women have such low self-esteem that they give themselves to anything with a dick and a pulse and ruin it for the rest of us.  Give me a break!  Earn me!

You like to bike.  That's really interesting.  Tell me more about bike.

Sincerely,
Robin

8 comments:

  1. Platinum bands can be expensive. Buy her a black eye instead.

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  2. She's a douche, so is jonaldson.

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  3. Poor Karen, has nobody bought you a black eye before? I'll buy you one!

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  4. Awww...That's sweet.

    That's also why I have a rottweiler.

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  5. She's so smart that her last sentence had a typo.

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  6. Yeah, I love Rottweilers. Still, I'll probably just mail it to you.

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  7. jonaldson and Karen are dramatards.

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  8. The people who talk the most shit are usually the ones most full of it.

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