Why the Phrase "Too Much Information" Was Invented

E-mail Submitted by Elena:

This morning, just like every morning, I took a dump right after breakfast.  Then, just like every morning, I checked out my online matches and you came up randomly.

Are the two related?  Probably, as I think that online matches come up randomly due to some kind of algorithm.  That means that if I took a second longer or shorter on the toilet, you would not be receiving this message at all.  Blows your mind, doesn't it?  That dump I took this morning really blew mine away.  You would have enjoyed it.

What do you do for fun?



  1. She really would have enjoyed his dump? What??

  2. If you had seen it, Baku, you'd have enjoyed it, too.

  3. My friends mother once told me that "everyone looks afterward." Steve's evaluation was glory.


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