Why I Skipped the Gym This Week

E-mail Submitted by Tiffany:

u workout and i like that.  where do u workout.  i go to the gym 2 and we both live in the same town.  if u tell me where u workout then we can workout together next time.  if u tell me when u'll be there that is lol!

i can hold u down while u do situps and u can spot me when i benchpress (i can benchpress over 3000) we can workout 2gether and then shower 2gether all clean!  lolOLOLOLOL!

u turn me on and workingout turns me on 2..... we shuold workout 2gether sometime just sayin............... i have other guys who want 2 workout with u...... funfunfunfunfunfunfun



  1. Benchpress 3000, eh? I'm sure you mean grams...

  2. ^That's just what I thought.

  3. Sheldon Cooper: I'll have you know that I can bench press over 690 billion nano-grams.
    Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, that's less than two pounds.

  4. ^Nice!

    Doesn't "funfunfunfunfunfunfun" remind you of the sound of a speed bag? So I got the image of three gorillas standing around her, punching her in the head.

  5. At first I thought he was dumb until I got to the last line and realized he was creepy and dumb. Does that actually work for anyone?

  6. My favorite part is: "lolOLOLOLOL!" Like the laughter started out quiet and got louder (and perhaps, uncontrollably psychotic) because what he said was just that funny!

  7. ^ I like how that bit was in reaction to his offer of gangrape.

  8. i have other guys who want 2 workout with u.

    Promises of gang rape are never a good way to convince a girl online to meet you in person.

    And ...Fish, that's how I heard that string of Ls and Os too! heeheeHEEHEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL


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