E-mail Submitted by Tiffany:
u workout and i like that. where do u workout. i go to the gym 2 and we both live in the same town. if u tell me where u workout then we can workout together next time. if u tell me when u'll be there that is lol!
i can hold u down while u do situps and u can spot me when i benchpress (i can benchpress over 3000) we can workout 2gether and then shower 2gether all clean! lolOLOLOLOL!
u turn me on and workingout turns me on 2..... we shuold workout 2gether sometime just sayin............... i have other guys who want 2 workout with u...... funfunfunfunfunfunfun
Miguel
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Benchpress 3000, eh? I'm sure you mean grams...
ReplyDelete^That's just what I thought.
ReplyDeleteSheldon Cooper: I'll have you know that I can bench press over 690 billion nano-grams.
ReplyDeleteLeonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, that's less than two pounds.
^Nice!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't "funfunfunfunfunfunfun" remind you of the sound of a speed bag? So I got the image of three gorillas standing around her, punching her in the head.
At first I thought he was dumb until I got to the last line and realized he was creepy and dumb. Does that actually work for anyone?
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is: "lolOLOLOLOL!" Like the laughter started out quiet and got louder (and perhaps, uncontrollably psychotic) because what he said was just that funny!
ReplyDelete^ I like how that bit was in reaction to his offer of gangrape.
ReplyDeletei have other guys who want 2 workout with u.
ReplyDeletePromises of gang rape are never a good way to convince a girl online to meet you in person.
And ...Fish, that's how I heard that string of Ls and Os too! heeheeHEEHEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL