2/18/2011

Why Guys Finally Settle Down

E-mail Submitted by Helen:

I like to do 69 and other crrrrrazy stuf!  There are still things you should wait until a wedding nite to do.  I would be patient and wait until a wedding nite to try them with you.  There are places you can rent spinning tables and you go down them on your back and I suspend above you and you spin while I am inside you.  Other thing we can do is get more women so I can have a few at once.  Agin, wedding nite only please.

If we end up together than every nite can be our wedding nite!  Could you imagine????

Bob
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3 comments:

  1. Claire (and Nikki)2/18/2011 11:45 AM

    Same as with the dominatrix posting: there are specific websites for crazy emails like this. Leave it off eHarmony.com. :P

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  2. Error2/18/2011 4:03 PM

    I've got my middle finger up buddy, sit and spin yourself.

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  3. Ashley2/19/2011 2:45 AM

    Woooah this guy does crazy stuff! 69?! wow he's just wild! I bet he even does it in the missionary position with the lights off in order to procreate.

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