I Just Learned Words

E-mail Submitted by Steve:

I like the pic of you playing the piano. How long have you and what do you like to play?

I'm into musicians. Do you ever perform? Once I had two musicians (guys) sexually at the same time, lol. I play electric guitar. I also like piercings, are you pierced at all??

I like jokes: what did the monster say to the duck? Fuckduck, fuckduck, lol.



  1. I think by the sounds of it, musicians are INTO her more than she is into them...

  2. ^ How long is this pun phase going to go on for, Howie?

  3. ^ Well Baku....either until it's not punny anymore or they send me to the punitentiary

  4. Baku- Howie just likes punishing the people who actually read the comments. I don't think it will ever stop. And I kinda hope it won't.

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  6. Howie Feltersnatch is excellence personified


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