I Can't Write Back. Legal Reasons.

E-mail Submitted by Alexander:

Dear online man:

My name is Kate.  I'm 24 and I'm studying to be a doctor.  The books you list are all, each and every one, on my shelf, and it sounds like we have a same taste in movies.  Go us!

I also love to travel, and I've moved around a lot in recent years (forced to-legal reasons) but I've been in Dallas now for a year and here I'm planning to stay, no matter what.

I'm a one-man kind of woman and I never date more than one man at a time.  It's hard enough to remember all the stupid details of one person's life, let alone three or four.  Do you have friends who date more than one person?  I don't know how they keep it straight.

I'm not sure where my family is at the moment (again-legal reasons-sorry) but I have two parents and three siblings (one of them's a famous actor!) somewhere I think in the northwest.  It's where I grew up.  Have you ever been up there?  It's beautiful and I want to go back someday.  Mt. Hood national forest outside of Portland is especially beautiful.

Well write back.  Or don't.



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  2. Her last lime seems to say that she doesn't have very high expectations.

    Can't help but wonder what those legal reasons were...

  3. My theories on what 'legal reasons' might mean:
    1. Restraining order
    2. Stalking, leading to restraining order
    3. Assault, leading to restraining order
    4. A combination of 2 and 3
    5. Witness Protection Program

    There's an equal probability of each. A one in five chance don't seem too bad. Take a risk! What's the worst that could happen? KF


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