6/06/2017

She Doesn't Give a Shirt

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Story Sent in by Greg:

I took Amber out to a local outdoor rock concert for our first date. We were both fans of the band but she turned out to be a bigger fan than I was. She shoved herself up to the front row and flashed them over and over. There were kids at this concert. Conscious of this, I told her, "Maybe you should stop."

She replied, "Don't you ever tell me to stop!" And she didn't stop.

That was our only date.

4 comments:

  1. My question is who is the band worthy of her tatas?

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    1. More relevant question: Were her tatas worthy of the band? It wasn't a disco band by any chance was it?

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    2. Lol you have the best memes Archi. I'm surprised I didn't think twice to clicking the link.

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