5/14/2017

Livin' on a Hair

Profile Sent in by Sal:

About me:

Wow you are actually reading this. Ok so um hm hi I guess I don't know you but you ar ereading this and I don't know what to say um yeah ok so I work as a manager at a haircutting place where I cut the hair of people. um haha what else do you want to know? I have been working there for seven years um haha I don't know what else you want to know. Why do you keep reading. I have already told you what I do and may not say anything else. please OMG STOP READING. YOU CAN STOP READING NOW I don't know what else to tell you I already told you I cut hair! Stop reading! I cannot keep typing! Did you read what I said??? STOP IT!!!!! STOP IT NOW!!!! MUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4 comments:

  1. -He must have died while carving it.

    -Come on!
    -That's what it says.

    Look, if he was dying,
    he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaargh."

    -He'd just say it.
    -That's what's carved in the rock.

    -Perhaps he was dictating it.
    -Shut up!

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  2. Mad as a hatter. Step away from the hair chemicals and get some fresh air pronto. If she's the manger of a haircutting place(is that anything like a salon?), who put her in charge and what are the people like that work for her? Seriously, I would be afraid of being stabbed with scissors while she's making that ghastly MUUGAAAAAAAAAA noise.

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  3. Sal is just looking for his MPDG. Keep looking Sal, that one was a bit too far out there.

    Bet she rides around town on a scooter though.

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