12/10/2016

Load Upon Load

Email Sent in by Anya:

Waaaooohh!!

You bring me load upon load of pleasure!! I go to your profile every morning and I bookmarked it to look at during the day and I look at it at night for a few minute before bed. My friend say I just need courage to write to you and should stop touching when I love okay at you profile so here is my email look at my profile write me back please!!

Amos

7 comments:

  1. I'd say that Amos has loads of courage and might very well be the king of missed connections.

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  2. Finally! A new copypasta opening for my OKCupid profile -- I can retire my rumination on why reading Frost makes me want sex you so bad.

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  3. His poor hand towels. So crusty they have the rigidity of concrete.

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  4. Could be worse. At least he wasn't saving it in a box.

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  5. Perfect example of a case of too much information.

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