9/11/2016

Respectfully Of Course

Profile Sent in by Noelle:

You should message me if

I have enough man-length to please you up through seven generations of family. Your great-great-great-great-grandmother (you should rest her soul respectfully of course) will feel the tingle. Write me!

6 comments:

  1. Only seven generations?Pfft,If Eve can't feel it then I'll take a pass on that apple...Your trouser snake does not impress!

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    1. I can't stand when men talk about their length as if it matters. Of course it does, but we don't want to hear it nevertheless.

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    2. First having pets now no talk of trouser snakes...what will Steve have left Briana?!

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    3. Please, my friends call me Banana.

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  2. A multidimensional time traveling dick...head.

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  3. Both Smiles and BL are killing it on this one!

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