4/11/2016

Virgin on the Ridiculous

Story Sent in by Gaston:

I was out to lunch on a first date with Joan. Not long after our food arrived, she asked me if I was "experienced." Just for clarification I asked her if she meant if I had been with other women.

She replied, "It means what you think it means."

I said, "Yes. A few. Is that all right?"

"Nope," she said, and stood up and left me there with her hardly-eaten lunch and the check.

5 comments:

  1. Well, if you two were Mormon or Jehovah's Witness, it would make a bit more sense...

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  2. ... Unless she wanted you to be VERY experienced... maybe she wanted a guy who didn't need a GPS to find the G-Spot...

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    1. Or an entire alphabet's worth of STDs.

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    2. I'd guess she wanted no experience at all, kinda like wanting to get a puppy so you don't have to retrain bad behavior. Don't worry Gaston, you spared yourself ikea level confusion dealing with that one.

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  3. What is it with these women who get mysteriously offended over odd things and leave the date abruptly.

    Look at it this way, OP: at least you didn't get the girl who implied you were a misogynist for opening a door for you.

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