1/23/2016

Baby Steps

Email Sent in by Julie:

Dear lady,

I found your profile. Now what happens? You write me back. I write you back. You write me back. I write you back. I write you. You write me. I write you. You write me. You. Me. You. Me. You. Me. You Me YouMeYouMEYouMeYouMEYouMeYouMEYouMeYouMEYouMeYouMEYouMeYouME AND THEN A BABY.

Your turn,
Joel

8 comments:

  1. Woah, buddy, calm down. I don't think a baby is smart enough to write you guys. Or is e-mailing just sex now?

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  2. This sort of sudden change is why I hate the phrase "one thing led to another". It's lazy writing! "A young man was rejected from art school. One thing led to another, and six million people were murdered."


    That said, a typing baby is incredibly impressive.

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    1. Our babies will be smart enough to type...

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    2. My baby can type, check this out:

      shipubnipaero;isdi;ma;dsmoaper oirignaerg

      OMG, amirite?

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  3. I take it you're not a fan of the 'yadda yadda yadda'.

    And I suppose a typing baby would be on this guy's level: I imagine they both have a passionate love of tits.

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  4. I bet sex with him would be magical...In a bite the pillow and wait for it to be over kind of way.

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  5. I bet sex with him would be magical...In a bite the pillow and wait for it to be over kind of way.

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  6. If I met this guy on PoF, you bet your sweet ass I'd reply "no thanks"

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