5/10/2015

Sounds Like a Weekend in Hoboken

Profile Sent in by Laura:

What I'm doing with my life:

I am living in the 8th circle of hell. Screams and fire are my neighbors. I sleep on sticks. But the sticks might turn into snakes at any moment. If you stay over you need to be comfortable on sticks

I am living in the 8th circle of hell. But you become used to it after a while. I work for a school district I shall not name and that is the district that is run like a circle of hell. Sticks are my bed. Have you slept on sticks

In the 8th circle of hell. My fur is your blanket. Now sleep...

2 comments:

  1. Oh man, this guy is a real fixer-upper. It's nice to see Dante getting back into the dating scene.

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  2. The 8th circle is for fraudsters, so....

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