4/18/2015

Enough to Wake the Dead

Email Sent in by Rosie:

ROSE--

It has been 3 weeks and I am SO SO SO SORRY I have not been in touch. There was an emergency in my family. They are all dead now again. Let me explain:

First I came home after our last date and they were dead. I buried them but then I used the forbbidden magicks to raise them back (I missed them) and they came back all right. But they were changed. Their laughter was gone. Remember when we talked about people with no senses of humor? It was just like that! Because we had talked about them I knew how to deal with them but it was no use and soon they all died oncemore.

I am truly sorry. Now I am in mourning for them. If you want to come over and we can make love to make me feel better that would be alright.

From,
Marco

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