1/08/2015

There Would Be Blood

Story Sent in by Jody:

I was at a bar with Andrew during our first date. They had a cooler set up with a hodgepodge of beers and he grabbed us a couple.

I tried to twist off my bottle cap but it wasn't a twist-off. I was ready to find a bottle opener but he took it from me, bit down on it, and tried to pop it off with his teeth.

There was a crack and then lots of blood. It spattered all over the floor and my legs. He dropped the bottle, screamed, covered his mouth, and ran for what I assumed was the bathroom. Only he never, ever came back.

2 comments:

  1. You didn't go after him to see if he was ok or needed help? What, you just kept partying? Sounds like you were the bad date OP

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  2. Agree, Jody was the bad date. It was totally her job to babysit Andrew who fails to grasp the concept of leverage.

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