1/16/2015

Hair and Gone

Story Sent in by Sophia:

Glenn had a couple of drinks before he told me, "You're hot."

"Thanks," I told him, "You... have a nice mustache."

He gave me a funny look. "I don't have a mustache."

He had THE mustache. It would've made Salvador Dali proud. I said, "Then there's something furry on your face."

He felt his mustache, then gave me a panicked look and hightailed it for the bathroom.

When he returned a few minutes later, he seemed none the worse. "Want to go do something?" he asked me.

We wound up driving around in his car to nowhere in particular. He parked in front of a house and turned off the car. "Are we getting out?" I asked him.

"Yep," he said, "I wanna show you something awesome."

I stepped out of the car and closed the door, then waited for him to exit the car and join me on the sidewalk.

Instead, he locked his doors, turned the car back on, and floored it away. He just left me there. I started walking home for a little bit but then realized that it would've taken me the better part of the night, so I called up my sister who was nice enough to pick me up and drive me home.

2 comments:

  1. .....Wait....what? This guy was a certified wacko. Probably had the crazy eyes and everything.

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  2. Life lesson: don't get in a car with a guy who you already admitted has had several more drinks than you, doesn't notice his own huge mustache, and becomes visibly alarmed when you tell him about it.

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