11/07/2011

LOK and Roll

Email Sent in by Paul:

You are a sweet thing, sweet thing! Look at the head and shoulders on you!

If we wind up in a bedroom together (we won't anytime soon!) but if we do... do... do... I will play behind my blinds and you will have to find me! I played these game with my boyfriend and they are the only thing about him I miss... but my aim is improving! LOK.

He asked me to play kidnap victim and we made love once in the trunk of his car. It had child safety we weren't style LOK but he did run out of gas! Hahahaha idiot. LOK.

2 comments:

  1. Nice title Jared.

    Either the OP can't stop talking about Soyuz 7K-LOK, the planned Soviet lunar vehicle or they're some f*cking idiot who uses "lok" as the abbreviated form of "lol, okay".

    Honestly, I'd prefer to be stuck in a room with the Russian historian.

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  2. This must have been a teen. Aren't teenagers this nonsensical and dumb nowadays?

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