11/19/2011

And They Replaced My Brain with Tasty Feta

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About me:

I suppose this is for the best. I was abducted by aliens when I was younger. They put three implants in me, two of which I had removed, they are made of metals we have never seen before. They told me that they came back in time to stop Shakespeare. That's all I remember.

It changed my outlook on things. Now I exist to spread peace and love. Hopefully some will drain out into you. I don't mean that in a sexual way although you should know that human beings are sexual animals. The aliens didn't tell me that though!

1 comment:

  1. Loved the title Jared. Nothing goes better with Chianti and Fava beans!

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