11/14/2011

All at the Same Time

Profile Sent in by Michelle:

The six things I could never do without:

1. You
2. A bedroom
3. A priest
4. A baby carriage
5. A wheelchair
6. Freshly cleaned bowels are after a high colonic treatment, pref. before bed

1 comment:

  1. He wants to have sex, get married, have kids, grow old and decrepit, and then, after all that, eventually try anal...?

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