Email Sent in by Arthur:
(Arthur says: "Marisa wrote to me first. Her email was exuberant and friendly. Her profile confessed that a childhood nickname of hers was 'Bloody Butt.' In my response to her message, I asked her about it. She wrote me the following. After I read it, I wrote her back to ask her if she was just kidding. She never wrote back.")
When I was in elementary school I had friends over at a slumber party and one of them clogged the only toilet in my house so when I had to go to the bathroom I had to go outside in the dark and I pulled down my pants and sat down accidentally on my parents' rosebush. I started crying and ran inside with a bloody butt. They all became my enemies after that and they called me that until I went to a different high school.
I really appreciate you bringing it up. You're a real piece of shit asshole, you know that?