We All Scream

Email Sent in by Donna:

Hello if we meet we can scream together. I will scream at your baking in the cook room and you will scream at my enormous genitals.



  1. 1. Antifeminist! Assuming women bake. How dare he.
    2. And I've been calling it a "kitchen" this whole time. Silly me.
    3. He's taken away the element of surprise. Unlikely I'll scream now, since I know what's coming. Idiot.

    1. "Unlikely I'll scream now, since I know what's coming."
      The "enormous genitals?"

      Fuck yeah... From now on I'm calling it the Cook Room.

  2. Another case of "Look honey, i shrunk my d**k"


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