1/20/2017

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Story Sent in by Magda:

When Frank took me out for ice cream he ordered rum raisin and pistachio together. Then he winked and asked me, "You know why I got those two flavors together, right?"

I hadn't a clue. I said, "Because you like rum raisin and pistachio?"

He leaned in closer and purred, "You know what rum raisin and pistachio are supposed to taste like when mixed, right?"

"No."

Then he said far louder than he needed to, "Vadge!"

"Okay. Enjoy."

He downed that ice cream faster than it took you to read this sentence. And that was my only date with him.

28 comments:

  1. He's gotta get it somehow. Woman probably already give him the cold shoulder, so it can't be much of a difference.

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    1. Frank's favorite book: The Red Vadge of Courage.

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    2. Vadges? We don't need no stinkin' vadges!

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    3. Star Wars: Episode III ReVadge of the Sith.

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    4. Oh,come on!Star Wars:The Empire Strikes Vadge.

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    5. Damn, that's a good one.

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    6. Not sure what the problem it.

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    7. Funny you should say that. I just finished watching The Vadge Awakens.

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    8. "You know what rum raisin and pistachio are SUPPOSED to taste like when mixed, right?"

      The conditional seems to support what you say, Banana. He never got there... His advances probably get only a frosty reception. It's understandable, the guy is a freak: he woukd send a chill down my spine. Like OP, I'd leave him in the cold...

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  2. Frank takes what he can get...Op was not wowed by his mad ice cream eating skills as he rushed through it which was a pretense of things never to come.I think I butchered the meaning of pretense like Frank butchered any chance with op.I also don't think "Vadge"flavor ice cream is ever going to be a thing but then again there are "nuts" in ice cream so anything is possible.And let's not even talk about Honey Smacks...

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  3. I find it tastes more earthy like a nice fresh mushroom. Also rum raisin and pistachio ice cream are both gross. And if I'm being honest, mint chocolate chip is awful too.

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    1. Steve is all about the chocolate marshmallow.

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    2. Really Steve? I would have pegged you for something a little more titillating.

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    3. Steve competes with no one.

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    4. Actually chocolate marshmallow is my fav,get out of my head Steve!

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    5. I thought y'all only ate fish and chips, and bangers and mash?

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    6. We eat that before ice cream,duh!

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    7. Steve: That is my favorite flavor (it was mother's favorite as well).

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  4. Ok, this is getting tiresome. From now on, if an OP doesn't leave a shitty date, they owe us cookies.

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  5. Can anyone confirm if rum raisin and pistachio DOES taste like vadge when mixed? Benoit? This seems like a job for you...

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    1. Not a healthy one. 😖

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    2. Why me?

      I would say it tastes like vadge only if she happens to have stuffed raisin, rum and pistachios in it... Which I would guess is not something recommended by gynecologists.

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    3. I never tasted rum raisin and pistachios ice cream anyway... So how could I know?

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  6. I almost changed my name to Vadgerdaddy in this goon's honour but no. I didn't.

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  7. Ahahahahahah
    Thanks OP
    I needed a laugh today

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  8. That was great - me munching on a night's snack and reading all these replies and laughing like I was watching a good movie. Good stuff.

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