12/17/2016

Jail Bait?

Email Sent in by Alberto:

WAS IN SDWP* NOW IM OUT. AM LLOKING FOR A MAN TO TAKE ME TO MANITOBA TO FISH. ALL I DID WITH MY DEAD DAD WAS FISH AND LAKE WINIPEG HAS THE BETS FISH AROUND. WE USED TO FISH UNTIL HE WAS DEAD. I CAN DRIVE JUST GO RELISENSED. WHAT ARE U. WHAT ARE U DOING ON THIS SITE. I WANT TO MEET A MAN TO TAKE ME TO FISH. LAKE WINIPEG HAS THE BEST FISH. WE CAN RENT A CABIN OR PARK IN A TENT IF IT IS NOT TOO COLD. IM LIKE A MAN HERE.

SUSAN


*I think this is supposed to be South Dakota Woman's Prison. Maybe? -JMG

6 comments:

  1. Or Susan could of got out of San Diego Workforce Partnership.Or perhaps was a member of the San Diego Water Polo club,or the Safe Water Drinking Program,OR even a member of the Social Democratic Workers Party....Oh,please!We all knew it was that prison without even having to google it.Susan seems angry and demanding to know what Alberto is and why is he on the dating site.Because if she is like a man here,then what does that make Alberto then?Like a real man or a man here getting yelled at in caps?One thing is for certain,she really wants to fish and fish hard!

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  2. Is fishing a euphemism for something? did she murder her father and that's why she was (possibly) in prison? OP message her and find out!!

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    1. She didn't fish with her dad, who's now dead. She went fishing with her dead dad. Definitely the reason for SDWP.

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  3. Maybe SUSAN thought Alberto was Alberta providence, that' s why SUSAN wanted to be clear about Manitoba and its best lake.

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