8/21/2016

Hairypasta

Profile Sent in by John:

Who I'm looking for:

I live alone. Every morning I wake up and there is hair in my bathroom sink. Not just any hair but the scraggly kind. The kind that can only come from a you know where. Thing is that it's enough hair to easily be an entire crotchful. WHO IS LEAVING IT? THAT'S who I'm looking for.

6 comments:

  1. I think she might be shaving her pubes in her sleep. Just using context clues.

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  2. "how did met grandpa, grandma?" "Well... That's a funny story... It started when I kept finding in the sink..."

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  3. I wonder what sort of medication she takes.

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