4/03/2016

Ooh, Baby, Baby

Profile Sent in by Emily:

About me:

I HAVE BABIES FOR ARMS AND LEGS. TEHY ARE COMPLETE BABIES. NOT JUST BABY ARMS OR BABY LEGS BUT ACTUAL FULLY FORMED SMALLPEOPLE. WILL THIS BE ENOUGH FOR YOU BABY CRAZY WOMEN WHO HAVE WRITTEN IN EVERY PART OF THEIR PROFILE THAT THEY WANT BABIES. I HAVE BABIES FOR LIMBS. FOUR. WHOOOOOOOOPPPS!!! FIVE! MY ASS IS ALSO A BABY. A COMPLETE ONE. FIVE COMPLETE BABIES. IS THAT ENOUGH????

3 comments:

  1. All this gentleman needs is a pumpkin spice flavored peen, and he'll have cracked the code for attracting women...

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  2. His wallet must also spontaneously produce money for Ug boots and pho-furred jackets.

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