12/02/2015

High Sticking

Story Sent in by Chelle:

I wore a blouse with a low neckline on my date with Greg. We were out at billiards and he ordered us a couple of drinks from a waitress while we were playing at a table.

They were delivered to us with straws still in their wrappers. It was Greg's turn to play and before he went he picked up his straw, said, "Hold this for a sec," and stuck it into my cleavage.

I removed the straw immediately as he turned around to the table. When he was done with his turn he grabbed his drink and for my chest.

I stepped away. He stopped. "Where's my straw?"

I pointed to where I had placed it, on the table. Instead of picking it up he asked me, "Why didn't you leave it where I put it?"

"Because you don't get to put things there."

He laughed. "It's my property. I can put it where I want."

My turn to laugh. "If you put anything of yours into me again, you'll never see it again."

He stopped laughing and mumbled something about me not taking a joke. Maybe. Maybe not. I won the game of pool and took off shortly afterward.

3 comments:

  1. "You can't take a joke"="I was being an asshole, and am offended you called me out on it."

    ReplyDelete
  2. Good thing only the waitress handled your drink with an asshole like him around.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I like that you stayed to school him at pool before you left.

    ReplyDelete

Content Policy

A Bad Case of the Dates reserves the right to publish or not publish any submitted content at any time, and by submitting content to A Bad Case of the Dates, you retain original copyright, but are granting us the right to post, edit, and/or republish your content forever and in any media throughout the universe. If Zeta Reticulans come down from their home planet to harvest bad dating stories, you could become an intergalactic megastar. Go you!

A Bad Case of the Dates is not responsible for user comments. We also reserve the right to delete any comments at any time and for any reason. We're hoping to not have to, though.

Aching to reach us? abadcaseofthedates at gmail dot com.