3/05/2015

Walk This Sway

Story Sent in by Alejandro:

Desiree wore a really short skirt on our date. It was so short that she kept both of her hands on it to prevent it from flying up as we walked around. She also swayed from side to side as she walked, shuffling back and forth like a penguin.

When we were done with dinner we took a walk and she did some more of that serious back-and-forth swaying. I finally couldn't take it anymore and I said, "What's with the funny walking?"

She said, "I have a physical condition. A vestibular disorder."

I instantly felt pretty awful. "I'm sorry. I didn't know."

She then straightened up and said, "Just kidding. Asshole." She then fast-walked away from me without swaying at all. That was my only date with Desiree.

3 comments:

  1. Way to make your date feel uncomfortable OP! Did you at least get a good look at that booty as she walked away?

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  2. This girl/woman in my office used to wear painfully high heels that I don't think she ever got used to. It became a source of speculation for the entire office. She walked by leaning forward almost in a crutch. Booty in the air forhead facing the floor. Great in a strip club. .not so much in a business sitting.

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  3. I'd say painfully high is fine...if you can walk in them.

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