3/28/2015

The Girl Least Likely To

Email Sent in by Brian:

Hey. No offense but your profile reads like it was written by someone so high strung. Maybe take a few. Don't know. You have some goodness to say but I am unconvinced you want actual girlfriend. Can you tell I am Kristy. What would you bring me on a date. Never let the other guy win you say but I am not sure if.

What do you cook. I like just about everything made. My mom makes bagels. Bagels are good. Comfort elementary schoolfood. But poppy seeds are little turds. Sorry for language but I am honest and you said you like honest.

No one needs long profile essays. Just tell us who are you. Maybe the girlfriends.

Kristy

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