3/07/2015

Meth?

Email Sent in by Dalia:

Hi.

You know me not. But you will soon. I am the man who will fight for your health noun. If you get that reference you earn bonus points.

I am three men in one. One man is a crowd pleaser. A future. A space cowboy. Bonus points for that reference!

It is hard to contemplate how someone like you can be single. But maybe we can sit a spell (or STAY a spell) if you want to maybe sometime. Get that reference? MORE bonus points.

Kid you earn all my bonus points you glom a record! Contact me immediately if you do.

Gooooooooood,
Brandon

4 comments:

  1. ^ Nice!

    Wow, when you point out that something is a reference, it becomes the opposite of funny.

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  2. Some people got it.

    Seriously though, all my bonus points to anyone who can actually pinpoint his references.

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  3. The first one was Mad Libs, second one is a song reference to The Joker by the Steve Miller Band, and the third could really be anything. Sling Blade maybe?

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