3/08/2014

Winners and Losers

Story Sent in by Patti:

I was out with Greg when he asked me if I wanted to play a game. He said that whatever he did, I also had to do. He started by standing on one leg. So I also stood on one leg. He then put his hands to his head. I did the same. He then spun around in place. I followed suit.

Then, he stopped spinning, lifted his shirt, and showed me his chest.

It was cold out, so I had a sweater on over a blouse. I lifted the sweater a little bit to show the shirt underneath, but that's as far as I went.

"Nah-uh," he said, "You've got to go the whole way, like I did."

"That's as far as I go," I said, "Sorry."

He pumped up his arms in victory and said, "If you don't do as I do then I win the game. If you show me your chest I win. Either way, I win!"

He did a little dance. I clapped and smiled. Hooray!

He didn't win another date with me, though.

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