8/20/2013

Brotherly Love

Story Sent in by Jerome:

I was in college, on my first date with Ann when we made out in my car and she giggled herself silly. I thought maybe she was buzzing (we had had a few drinks) but it got to the point such that it really interrupted the moves I was trying to put on her.

I asked her what was up. She said it had to do with the way I was kissing her. I asked her what the problem was with that.

She said, "Nothing... just the way you kiss me is seriously similar to like a dart going down my throat. My brother kisses the same way."

The mood changed in an instant from hot to horrified. Half of me wanted clarification. The other half didn't. But she gave it to me.

"He was my first kiss," she said, "We were just young and fooling around."

"Eh... how old were you?" I asked her.

"Oh, it was in high school," she said, "He said he'd pay me 50 bucks to take my kissginity. Easiest 50 bucks I ever made."

Didn't much feel like kissing her anymore. Or seeing her.

16 comments:

  1. .....Let's see, where to go with this one? Whoring in high school? Whoring with your brother? Thinking it's ok to tell another living soul what you and your brother did? No no, I got this. OP, WTF? Don't you know how to kiss a girl without making her laugh? You obviously didn't take any lessons from your siblings! What a loser.

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  2. Hey Jerome... this is why you shouldn't mess with white chicks... they cray!

    Additionally, with all these confirmed sightings of Chunky Horse, I can't believe you were making out with a girl in a car. You might as well douse yourself in chum and jump in shark-infested waters!

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  3. $50 says Blue Blue still has her kissginity.

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  4. This is what happens when you date a Lannister, OP.

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  5. I lost my kissginity at a hotel wine bar. The heroin filled condom ballons (HFCB for short) up my pooper made the moment magical. It all finished with a #3 on my chest. So romantic.

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  6. That is so friggin disgusting. I can't even... just... so gross. Uuuuuugggggghhhh I feel sick.

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  7. Shoe, ignore SCG because that is a beautiful fairytail. In fact I'm just about to go and read it to my beautiful chdren before they go to sleep. Thank you

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  8. Hey Steve, my momdad lost his/her kissginity years ago when s/he was teaching me what to do on a street corner. It was big, wet and sloppy with his/her tongue darting in and out of my mouth. Kind of like that dog I lost my kissginity to!

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  9. A bad kisser and a girl who indulges in incest meet in college? I smell a sitcom!

    And seriously? Kissginity? Who the fuck says that?

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  10. Green Green I never kissed you, and never will and Sorry Steve you are out $50 bucks because I have lost my kissginity!

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  11. BlueBlue, aren't mums great, but it only counts if there's tongue.

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  12. I lost my HFCBginity at kindergarten.

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  13. tryn2fly, of course there was tongue.

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  14. I'm totally using this on the next horrible kisser I encounter..

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  16. Disgusting and very troubling.

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