Email Sent in by Harriet:
Pretty lady! You know that I know you like foreign men. I am tall and dark like they say in the serials, but broad and like a lumberjack. Women like men who are like the lumberjacks and so you should give my profile a look. Maybe you see something you like? Take! Take me please.
I would love to eat a sesame roll with you. You would be the roll, rolled in sesame seeds. They'd arrive in your folds but I would pick them out with a feather. Oh! Oh! oh.
George
6 comments:
Did... did he just call me fat?
"Like a lumberjack" is much better if you think of the Monty Python song...
This one's endearingly looney...
More like "Oh, oh... eew."
He's a lumberjack and he's not ok.
"Oh, Bevis, I thought you were so rugged...!"
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