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What I'm doing with my life:
I co-work at a garden center with my friends and we basically run it the owner isn't there half the time. More than half probably. So I guess you can say I run it.
Last week I finshed a bm in the toilet and saw pine needles in it. I know I didn't eat pine needles but there in the bowl was a big pile. I havent taken a bm since then so I don't know what to do. ANyone on here a doctor? lol
I'm really good at:
Apparently poker. And taking bms with pine needles in them.
6 comments:
I could help her by giving her a reverse bowel movement. Trust me i am not a doctor but i play one one tv
I should have my mom talk to this person. She apparently has a foolproof way to have a bm every day. She tells me about it every time I see her.
*rolls eyes*
Holy Roman Emperors, this character is discussing BATHROOM BUSINESS on a dating site? Is this person three years old? One would think that by the time someone is old enough to be thinking about selecting a life partner, they would be socialized enough to know that most people find that sort of thing disgusting
I saw a documentary once where a guy inhaled pine seeds and a small tree growing in his lungs. Maybe you have one in your stomach? Plausible haha, let me know how things turn out
I saw a documentary once where a guy inhaled pine seeds and a small tree growing in his lungs. Maybe you have one in your stomach? Plausible haha, let me know how things turn out
I feel like we got the aftermath of the date...
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