Email Sent in by Rhoda:
I am not nor will I ever ask you for sex! I am a programmable guy! I will do whatever you want! Whenever you want! I exist just to be a slave to women! This should be music to your perfect woman ears! I will lick the dirt from your shoes and beg for more! GIVE ME MORE DIRT! GIVE ME MORE DIRT!!!
This you will likely welcome, you being a woman. This is exactly the guy that my ex wanted me to be! No sex! No reciprocity! Just me doing everything! Everything! EVERYTHING!!! Just ask me for something and I will snap my fingers and it will be done! I am a guy! That makes me lower than an animal! The way you look in your photos makes me think that you will be a fine slavemaster to the chattel that I am! I will bring and steal you anything and never complain! This should plead you! I offer to be a slave and yet no women have yet taken me up on my generous, selfless offer! What is wrong with all of you? Are you all stupid? If I didn't know better I'd think you were!
Wait I didn't mean it. Please do not punish me for speaking such! What the hell am I thinking? You are perfect and I am a man, so by definition not perfect! Thank you for reading and for giving me the opportunity to serve you my great mistress! O perfect woman!!!